Shortly after that they were married.
A few months
later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they
lived in the
country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because
he had to
walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful
aroma of baked
beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still
had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects
before he
got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving, had three
extra large
helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. By the time he
arrived home,
he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met
him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed,
"Darling,
I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She put a blindfold
on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and
made him promise
not to peek.
At this point,
he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove
the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise
not to peek
until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she
was gone,
he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go.
It
was not only
loud, but as stinky as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so
he felt for
his napkin and fanned the air about him.
He had just
started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg
and RRIIIPPPP!
It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To
keep from
gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
dissipate.
He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner-the windows
shook, the
dishes on the table rattled, and a minute later, the flowers on the table
were dead.
While keeping
an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his
promise of
staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next 10 minutes,
farting and
fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells,
he neatly
laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling
contentedly,
he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.
Apologizing
for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table.
After assuring
her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled,
"SURPRISE!"
To his shock
and horror, there were 12 dinner guests seated around the table for
his surprise
birthday party.
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