A
desperate voice phones the police: "Help, come quickly ! A cat has
just
entered my house
!"
"A cat? Don't be
afraid .There's no need to worry about a cat."
"Please! It's an
emergency !"
"To whom am i speaking
?"
"It's the parrot
!"
Once
upon a time , two brooms fell in love and decided to get married.
Just before the
ceremony,the bride broom inform the groom broom
that she was expecting
a little whisk broom.
The groom broom
was aghast :
"How is it possible
?" he asked , " We've never swept together !"